Janous55: hai gurl
Janous55: how u
Janous55: ?
HeartBreaker2571: who r u?
Janous55: im jim
Janous55: ur frend
Janous55: u noe
HeartBreaker2571: uhh...... howabout u go away
Janous55: :-(
Janous55: y r u bein mean maen?
HeartBreaker2571: mean*
HeartBreaker2571: b/c i don't wanna talk to you either,
Janous55: y wat r udoin
HeartBreaker2571: nothing,
Janous55: r u wankin
Janous55: ?
HeartBreaker2571: go away
Janous55: dam ur gamakur f0git rnt u
HeartBreaker2571: howabout u go get a dictionry, then come back to me
Janous55: k
Janous55: u 2
Janous55: swethart
Janous55: rooflez
HeartBreaker2571: ugh
HeartBreaker2571: shut up
Janous55: kthx
Janous55: ilu :-))))
Janous55: u liek 2 sex
Janous55: ???
Janous55: bcuz
Janous55: u sux
HeartBreaker2571: u r lame
Janous55: ur lamre
Janous55: lolokollolool,l,po,o,ol,op,lkko,l;l
HeartBreaker2571: lol
HeartBreaker2571: ur lame.
Janous55: i here u wur mesin wit fatty j
HeartBreaker2571: and then i laugh
Janous55: u noe
Janous55: hes da j mastar
Janous55: :-))))
HeartBreaker2571: who the hell?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: bthcihc
Janous55: uho
Janous55: ovat Şifrenizimi ALLAH bunu bırakır sağlar ALLAH serbest Allah komut tasarlanmıştır tasarlanmıştır
HeartBreaker2571: ur not funny
Janous55: u r
Janous55: u sux
Janous55: tahts very funy
Janous55: rooflez
Janous55: fatty j nd sarap wur lokin fer u
Janous55: bcux u suv
Janous55: u tryd 2 be long
Janous55: thts funy
Janous55: u suxer
HeartBreaker2571 signed off at 6:48:39 PM.
rhsking05: do I know you?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: ur mai homie u noe
rhsking05: huh?
Janous55: we wur pals
rhsking05: I know you?
Janous55: u noe
Janous55: ye
rhsking05: when?
Janous55: u noe
Janous55: bak then
rhsking05: whats your name?
Janous55: jim
Janous55: sum cal me fatty j tho
rhsking05: jim baker?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: tahts it
Janous55: u gots it!
rhsking05: JIM!?!?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: :-))))))))
rhsking05: whoa
rhsking05: total mind blow?
Janous55: sur
Janous55: maen
rhsking05: how did you get my sn?
Janous55: bcuz i noe magic d00d
rhsking05: whoa
rhsking05: ok so who is HeartBreaker2571?
Janous55: sehs taht suxer gurl u noe
rhsking05: who's that?
Janous55: sehs taht fat gurl who wares tight cloths
Janous55: u noe
Janous55: hur
rhsking05: who?
Janous55: i dont noe
rhsking05: is she in my grade?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: she sad she wantz 2 fux u
rhsking05: thats some bull shit
Janous55: nah man
Janous55: i dont talk liez
rhsking05: she just got done talking to her and she doesn't even like me
Janous55: wel
Janous55: she just sad taht 2 me maen
rhsking05: what the hell is goin on?
rhsking05: she said she was goth or punk
Janous55: da mantrains on maen
Janous55: hop abord
rhsking05: I don't know any fat gurl that is goth in my grade
Janous55: ye
Janous55: her nams sara dubos er somthin
rhsking05: she says she doesn't want to get to know me and she doesn't want me to get to know her
Janous55: ye
Janous55: gurls r liek taht
rhsking05: you should see our conversation
Janous55: u ned 2 get in hur pantz d00d
rhsking05: I have a question
Janous55: ye?
rhsking05: don't take it the wrong way but why do you type all different?
Janous55: i don noe wat ur mean maen
rhsking05: oh well
rhsking05: see how I'm typing, yours is different
Janous55: wat r u gamakur f0git er som shat?
rhsking05: like when you say man you spell maen
rhsking05: or what is wat
Janous55: ye
rhsking05: oh well
Janous55: tahts c00l d00d gamakur spech maen
rhsking05: yeah
rhsking05: hahaha
rhsking05: oh well
Janous55: wel
Janous55: ilu2
Janous55: :-))))
rhsking05: ilu2?
Janous55: ye
rhsking05: what does that mean?
Janous55: thx
Janous55: i luv u maen
rhsking05: oh
rhsking05: jim
Janous55: ye
rhsking05: are you high?
Janous55: ye maen
rhsking05: oh
Janous55: i tok sum shroms
rhsking05: really how interesting?
Janous55: maen teh sky in my scren maen
rhsking05: really how'd they taste?
Janous55: tehy tast liek ur ass
Janous55: roofleoflofelfeforelfe
rhsking05: ok so sara said that I had you IM her a long time ago
Janous55: i dono abot taht shit maen ur drunk
rhsking05: no your drunk and high
rhsking05: is josh there?
Janous55: nah
Janous55: he left
rhsking05: why?
rhsking05: where to?
Janous55: bcuz he wuz getin sick from teh shroms
Janous55: maen he went hom
rhsking05: ok where do you get shroms?
Janous55: i gots em from taht surfur d00d over by teh lake
Janous55: u noe
rhsking05: surfur bob?
Janous55: ye
Janous55: er dave er somthin
Janous55: he ben growin em in his back yard
rhsking05: hey surfer bob charges way to much for them you should get them from happy pete
Janous55: nah petes in legue wit angry joe
Janous55: fatty j up in da hous dog
rhsking05: joe shmoe
Janous55: so
Janous55: wat u bin smokin maen??
rhsking05: pepsi
Janous55: ic
Janous55: u ned sum hardcor shat
Janous55: liek sum acid
Janous55: maenb taht shit mes u up maen
rhsking05: don't ask me where to get that stuff
Janous55: wel i am
Janous55: wered u git it d00d???
rhsking05: where?
Janous55: i duno
Janous55: maen i wuz askin u fuzzy
Janous55: o
Janous55: josh si bak
rhsking05: how is he?
Janous55: maen
Janous55: he jut fukin dove int omy shroom basket
rhsking05: is he still alive?
Janous55: maen
rhsking05: wow
Janous55: NAH MAEN
Janous55: NO PULSE
Janous55: OMFG
rhsking05: you still there?
rhsking05: J I M A R E Y O U S T I L L T H E R E ?
Janous55: whoa man im sry d00d
Janous55: hes not brethin man
rhsking05: slap him
Janous55: k
Janous55: nah man
Janous55: he stil out
rhsking05: hey sack tap him
rhsking05: hahaha
Janous55: no man
Janous55: hes like
Janous55: ded
rhsking05: put straws up his nose
Janous55: nah maen
rhsking05: it'll help him breath
Janous55: u wnt 2 stik somthin in his nose u stik ur wang maen
rhsking05: it's too big
Janous55: ye maen
Janous55: si taht sara gurl guna suk it
Janous55: ?
rhsking05: she's gone
Janous55: oic
Janous55: but u got hur 2 suk u rit?
rhsking05: what?
Janous55: maen wtf u gamakur f0git
Janous55: u wur sleepin wit fast rit
Janous55: i noe u
rhsking05: jim tell me about surfer bob
Janous55: maen dave just sad so u weenury
Janous55: no man
Janous55: i dun wana takl2 u u gamakur f0git
rhsking05: waht are you talking about
Janous55: maen u no wwat i men
Janous55: ur gamakur
Janous55: u joined TEHEMMM
Janous55: teh gamakurs:-(\
rhsking05: who?
rhsking05: who are the gamakurs?
Janous55: u noe
u slept wit then
rhsking05: yeah just last night
Janous55: ye
rhsking05: but tell me who they are?
Janous55: tehy r ur anus
Janous55: rolfrlflorlkokrlg,rfopgr,flkrlf,r
Janous55: Foosbifty :_) :D) ;p; /facests/ 'monight :-() Sue. sure, SYRE< Labms. ^_A^ ?:PO Ordando :-)( nad. :O( ;l) conspriacy! lD LD :-)_ :-(O /grapics/ >_P:L| :-(I ?:"| _- I:-( rfl -_ :{> M<<<<,,,mmmm.] z;O >:>|
rhsking05: JIM WHO ARE THE GAMAKURS??????????
rhsking05: I need to know since I slept with them
Janous55: I DONT HAF 2 TEL U NYTING U FOOSBIFTY
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rhsking05: hey jim go stick a hot pocket down your pants
Janous55: k
Janous55: dun
Janous55: OMG
Janous55: TEH HOUSE ON FIRE
Janous55: I GOTA GO
Janous55: SHIT
rhsking05: have fun
rhsking05 signed off at 7:24:22 PM.
LYnDzeY: loser
Collin: wat up g?
LYnDzeY: who are you?
Collin: u kno me i Collin! member?
LYnDzeY: no i don't remember
where u frum refresh my memory
Collin: I used to go to Sarnia Communitity College I met you when you were only like 5
LYnDzeY: where did we meet?
LYnDzeY: i still don't remember who you are
Collin: at da mall, I knew yur friends mom
LYnDzeY: hmmm, how old r u?
LYnDzeY: who was my friends mom?
Collin: 30
Collin: Deb
LYnDzeY: 30? what the? why does ur thing say 16?
LYnDzeY: what was her daughters name
Collin: this isn't my cq its my step bros. my name is Joe Farnsworth
LYnDzeY: well sorry you still don't ring ne bells
Collin: Oh sorry then do u know steve centerS?
LYnDzeY: no i think you have the wrong person er summin budd
Collin: ridiculus. what abotu davey j?
LYnDzeY: who is that!
Collin: aka steny?
LYnDzeY: nope..
Collin: u know tyler smith?
LYnDzeY: no i don't
Collin: wot biout Green?
LYnDzeY: sorry don't know him either
Collin: you sure?
LYnDzeY: ya i'm sure
Collin: u like porno?
LYnDzeY: ummmm last time i checked.. no
LYnDzeY: i'm 15
Collin: oh that's aright i'm 30 and i still think 6 year olds r hot. u like older guys?
LYnDzeY: umm
Collin: don't umm me stop those childish shananagins!
Collin: u like horses?
LYnDzeY: horses?
Collin: horses.
LYnDzeY: why tho?
Collin: no reason i have horses at my paerents home one of them is missing 2 legs we call him gimpy
LYnDzeY: thats rude
Collin: no it's funny he can't run when da littles kidz come up and throw rocks and hit him in the dads.
LYnDzeY: thats not funny thats cruel
Collin: do u have boobies?
LYnDzeY: what the fuck...
Collin: you know those big things tat girls hav so guys can punch them
LYnDzeY: umm ouch
Collin: wat don't men punch your bobs?
LYnDzeY: can i punch you in the dick?
Collin: yes it would arrouse me.
LYnDzeY: bob's? sorry i don't name them
LYnDzeY: ok
Collin: I said boobs you bitch!
LYnDzeY: no you didn't
Collin: yeah i dids. my penis is almost 8 inches longs.
Collin: it has yellow fungus growing towards the tips
LYnDzeY: whatever! i lwearned in health class that theyu never get that long buddy
Collin: i hopes you gets infexction when you punch
Collin: my dooes im blacks.
LYnDzeY: good one! thats right
LYnDzeY: to bad you can't talk!
Collin: yes i cunt.
Collin: can bitch
LYnDzeY: HA
LYnDzeY: HA
Collin: cun
LYnDzeY: shut the fuck up
Collin: would you likes my cuban pensi
LYnDzeY: nope
Collin: i hope gimpy crawls too you and rapes you. his pensi gets to be 15 inches
Collin: we hav whores likes you jack him off so he doesn't bleed outs his pensi
LYnDzeY: ok
Collin: so want to hav sex?
Collin: oh i read yur profile sorry didn't know youy were a lesbien
Mr MojoJak: Not much
DrEaMyGrL98: hi
DrEaMyGrL98: asl?
Mr MojoJak: 13/m/ca
DrEaMyGrL98: kewl do i know you?
DrEaMyGrL98: y do you have my aol?
Mr MojoJak: I found you threw the random find user button. You may know me cause I'm a celebrity
DrEaMyGrL98: uh huh
Mr MojoJak: I'm doing a thing for Disney I'll give you my first initial and last name A. Carter
DrEaMyGrL98: ur not aaron carter
Mr MojoJak: No I'm adam carter you know set design from "so weird"
DrEaMyGrL98: really!?!?
Mr MojoJak: Yeah do you watch "so weird?" or should I just pass you up?
DrEaMyGrL98: i love so weird
DrEaMyGrL98: exit 13
Mr MojoJak: Alright that's great! Before I can talk to you I need to ask you a few simple questions. Are you ready?
DrEaMyGrL98: yeah
Mr MojoJak: Your sex obviously Female so I have that. What's your age?
DrEaMyGrL98: 11
Mr MojoJak: Alright do your parents mind if you talk to a celebrity like Adam Carter?
DrEaMyGrL98: hold on ill brb
DrEaMyGrL98: ill ask
(2 minute wait)
Mr MojoJak: Alright I'll be here.
DrEaMyGrL98: they said its ok.
Mr MojoJak: Another question is for Anti-Drug you don't do drugs do you this includes alchohol and smoking?
Mr MojoJak: That's good
DrEaMyGrL98: no i dont do drugs or smoke!
Mr MojoJak: Good because drugs ruin lives remember that.
DrEaMyGrL98: ya i know
Mr MojoJak: Alright you seem pretty good for questioning then. Do you like So Weird a lot?
DrEaMyGrL98: yeah!
Mr MojoJak: Alright what are some main points you like? For example the music acting internet stuff. We want to know some good aspects of the show we're interviewing 10 people to improve the show.
DrEaMyGrL98: i like the acting
Mr MojoJak: Great which actor is your faviorite.
DrEaMyGrL98: pheona i dont know how to spell her name though
Mr MojoJak: It's spelled Feonix now due to recent lawsuits it will appear that way in the next season. Do you like how the mom acts?
DrEaMyGrL98: ya
Mr MojoJak: Alright. Do you feel there are any bad actors on the show?
DrEaMyGrL98: no!
Mr MojoJak: Alright I won't have to have anyone fired. We're looking to make a fan made show we'd like you to vote on one of 2 plots.
DrEaMyGrL98: oh
Mr MojoJak: First one Feonix thinks she is pregnant when an evil phantom touches her. It's going to be sponsored by the wait for marriage foundation. Do you like that idea?
DrEaMyGrL98: yeah that will be awesome!
Mr MojoJak: Great! Our ratings are sure to go up. We would like to get more commercial and sell some items. Would you like to give me Adam Carter your opinion on some of these ideas?
DrEaMyGrL98: um sure i guess but i have to get offline in 20 minute's
Mr MojoJak: The first one is the "So Weird" Underwear available in boxers or briefs it has a picture of Feonix on the front and me and the rest of the cast on that back. That's fine this will only take 5 more minutes. What do you think?
DrEaMyGrL98: that will be interesting.
DrEaMyGrL98: sounds ok to me
Mr MojoJak: The seconds item is the So Weird Magazine. We'll post things from all kinds of crazy people who see UFOs and stuff like that. We'll even have Pedophiliac Phantom encounters. What about this idea?
Mr MojoJak: Oh good we'll start producing them.
DrEaMyGrL98: ill buy the mag. then that will be awesome
DrEaMyGrL98: brb
(1 minute pause)
Mr MojoJak: Alright, we'll include cool pictures in it of "So Weird" stuff like Japscat Jammers and Dominatrix Devils.
DrEaMyGrL98: kewl!
Mr MojoJak: ok you brb but this is your one time to talk to Adam Carter
DrEaMyGrL98: im back
Mr MojoJak: good.
Mr MojoJak: Cause that was "So Weird" lol!
DrEaMyGrL98: LOL!
Mr MojoJak: I only have one more item I'd like to tell you about.
DrEaMyGrL98: k
Mr MojoJak: You know how the have inflatable chairs in stuff and how cool they are. We're making a lifelike inflatable Feonix doll. Instead of playing with little barbies who have sharp plastic you can play with a soft comfy Feonix who's yoursize. How's that sound?
DrEaMyGrL98: awesome my little sister would love that,i like the idea
Mr MojoJak: We think they'll be a huge hit.
DrEaMyGrL98: it probabaly will!
Mr MojoJak: What would you like see become a "So Weird Item"
DrEaMyGrL98: i think that you should have "So Weird" cds.
Mr MojoJak: Yeah that's a great idea we can put music on them!
DrEaMyGrL98: yup
Mr MojoJak: I have some bad news about "So Weird" though.
DrEaMyGrL98: What!?
Mr MojoJak: Feonix might have an even smaller part next season due to her recent development of Gohneria.
DrEaMyGrL98: ohno! (whats Gohneria?)
Mr MojoJak: However she is supposed to make a great recovery this summer she almsot died earlier in april. Please keep her in your prayers.
Mr MojoJak: It's a very bad virus.
Mr MojoJak: We want Feonix to remain a member of the "So Weird" Team.
DrEaMyGrL98: ohno i will pray for her and tell her i said to get better.
DrEaMyGrL98: yeah she is a great actor!
Mr MojoJak: Alright I will God bless you. You've helped me out so much tonight.
DrEaMyGrL98: thanx
Mr MojoJak: Goodbye
DrEaMyGrL98: good night and good bye